The All Knowing Wal-Mart Employee

Posted by Soccercheese

March 31, 2009

So I was “in-town” as we rural folk call it and the Missus wanted me to go to Wal-Mart and pick up the As Seen on TV ShamWow.

Go back and read that sentence again and laugh your ass off. When you’re done, keep reading.

Ok back with me? Good, let’s continue.

So I went to the aisle in Wal-Mart and there weren’t any ShamWows on the shelf. From there I made my way to the Wal-Mart Customer Service Counter to see if they had any in the back.

The lady was getting ready to go on her break. I asked her if there were anymore ShamWows in the back and she paged someone in the back. She asked the question, and I swear was only on the phone for 5 seconds. She then hung up and said there weren’t any back there.

WHAT IS WAL-MART DOING TO THEIR EMPLOYEES? DO THEY HAVE A FLIPPIN’ COMPUTER ATTACHED TO THEIR BRAINS? Isn’t that quite the coincidence…

As I walked out the store, this scene from “O Brother Where Art Thou” popped into my head.

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